- 1980 lyrics: If you leave, don't leave now. Please don't take my heart away. Promise me just one more night. Then we'll go our separate ways
- 2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt
- me: does 5 minute work out
- me: expects drastic changes
Hemsworth family reunions
4 weeks ago | 10,963 notes
- liam: hey
- chris: hey
- liam: how's your multi-million dollar franchise doing
- chris: oh it's great how about yours
- liam: it's good hey wanna go swim in our pool of money
- chris: sure
- romeo: hey i just met you.
- romeo: and this is crazy.
- romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
- romeo: so marry me maybe.
- Night before school: I want to look attractive tomorrow
- Morning of school: nvm
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1 month ago | 26,404 notes
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
~ C.S. Lewis
1 month ago | 31,794 notes#he should be in everything #everything ever #every movie #every tv show #every commercial #every pair of pants i’m wearing #wait
#I want you to be my father #and tina fey to be my mother #please
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